"Ur So Gay (MTV Unplugged)" lyrics - KATY PERRY

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don't eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

[Chorus:]
You're so gay, and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like boys
You're so gay, and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like boys

You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You're so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you're so amused
That nobody understands you
I'm so mean 'cause I cannot get you out of your head
I'm so angry 'cause you'd rather MySpace instead
I can't believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup, and

[Chorus:]
You're so gay, and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like boys
You're so gay, and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even...

[Breakdown:]
Hey, oh yeah
Give it to me
Oh, you're so...

[Bridge:]
You walk around like you're oh so debonair
You pull them down and there's really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

[Final Chorus]
You're so gay, and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like boys
You're so gay, and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like, oh, yeah
Oh, baby
Hey
You're so gay, and you don't even like boys
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like...
Penis
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Outro:]
Thank you!