"Too Kool To Kalypso" lyrics - KLARK KENT

I didn't drink and I never danced
I couldn't take no club romance
But this floozy had no shame
Libido torpedo

I was -
Too cool to calypso
Too tough to tango
Too weird to watusi
Too tough to tango
Too cool to calypso
Too tough to tango
Too cool to calypso
Too tough to tango

What she did was hard to believe
Libido torpedo
But by morning I couldn't leave
Libido torpedo
Picking her up was like falling down the stairs
With her on top of me I couldn't put on any airs

I was -
Too cool to calypso
Too tough to tango
Too weird to watusi
Too tough to tango
Too cool to calypso

Too tough to tango
Too cool to calypso
Too tough to tango

At my heart she took careful aim
Libido torpedo
And you know,that floozy had no shame
Libido torpedo

I was -
Too cool to calypso
Too tough to tango
Too weird to watusi
Too tough to tango
Too cool to calypso
Too tough to tango
Too weird to watusi
Too tough to tango
Too cool to calypso
Too tough to tango
Too weird to watusi
Too tough to tango
Too cool to calypso
Too tough to tango
Too cool to calypso
Too tough to tango