"Intro: Canceled! (Live)" lyrics - LAURA BENANTI

[Spoken:]
So, as some of you may know, I was on a TV show called Go On. (Audience cheers.) Canceled. (Audience laughs.) The season before that, I was on a show called The Playboy Club. (Audience cheers.) Canceled. (Audience laughs.) The good news about The Playboy Club, though, is that I became very, very close friends with the writer and creator of that show, Chad Hodge. He's my lavender husband. (Audience laughs.) And he came all the way from California to see my show. And I just have to say, if the only thing that came out of The Playboy Club was my friendship with Chad, then... that is pretty sad. (Audience laughs.) Just kidding. So, this next song is a song that I wrote when I was a little girl and Todd turned it into a real song.