"Mr. Wrong" lyrics - LEFTOVER SALMON

(One, two, one, two, three, four)

[Intro]

Well, meet me by the river that goes nowhere
And let me lay my sorry trip on you
Yeah, won't you meet me by the river, little darlin'
I might just let you see my bad tattoo!

Well, I was gonna bring you flowers, but I didn't
It's the thought that counts, and I think I'm a bit too broke!
But there's some change in my ashtray, maybe just enough to pay
For a half pint of something, prob'ly make us choke

[Chorus:]
Well, no, I'd rather not go and meet your family;
They'd prob'ly send me back where I belong
Don't wanna hear about your Mr. Right
'Cause he's outta town tonight!
Baby, come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong

I drive a one-eyed Malibu without a muffler
It's got a tape deck that works if you kick it hard enough
And baby, if you like to read
I've got some great pornography
And a ten-pound flashlight rollin' in the trunk!

[Chorus:]
Well, no, I'd rather not go and meet your family;
They'd prob'ly send me back where I belong
Don't wanna hear about your Mr. Right
'Cause he's outta town tonight!
Baby, come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong

Now, do you have a girlfriend?
And does she look as good as you?
Hey, would she like to meet my brother?
He'll be out of jail in a month or two...

[Interlude]

[Chorus:]
Well, no, I'd rather not go and meet your family;
They'd prob'ly send me back where I belong
Don't wanna hear about your Mr. Right
'Cause he's outta town tonight!
Baby, come and spend some time with Mr. Wrong
Ha-hong!
Yeah, where I come from, they call me Mr. Wrong