"Red State Girl" lyrics - LES CLAYPOOL

She got dirt up under her fingernails
She got lint down between her toes
She got paint above her eyeballs
And powder on and up in her nose
She got tits made out of recycled bottles
Her hair flipped up in twirl
She wants to grow up to be Sarah Palin
She's a self-proclaimed bona fide red-state girl

He likes the Redskins rather than foreskins
He got a tattoo of Budweiser frogs
He got Sears tools since he can't afford Snap-on
Spent his money on a pedigree hunting dog
He's a poor man stuck in a poor man's body
At 8 he shot his very first squirrel
He's got a naked picture of Sarah Palin
Lookin' for a self-proclaimed bona fide red-state girl