"A Fine Romance" lyrics - MARILYN MONROE
A fine romance my good fellow.
You take romance, I'll take jello.
You' re calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean,
At least they flap their fins to express emotion.
A fine romance with no quarells,
With no insults and all morals,
I've never mussed the crease in your blue serge pants,
I never get the chance; this is a fine romance!
A fine romance with no kisses,
A fine romance my friends this is,
To lack half the thrills that a healthy crime has,
We don't have half the thrills that the march of time has.
A fine romance with no clinches,
A fine romance with no flinches,
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France,
I haven't got a chance.
My heart isn't made of plastic, you're the reason I'm sarcastic;
'Cause this is a fine fine romance!
The Great Marilyn Monroe (1996)
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- Bye, Bye Baby
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- Happy Birthday, Mr. President
- A Fine Romance
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- I'm Gonna File My Claim
- After You Get What You Want, You Don't Want It
- Heat Wave
- You'd Be Surprised
- I'm Through With Love
- I Wanna Be Loved By You
- My Heart Belongs To Daddy
- When I Fall In Love