"When I See An Elephant Fly" lyrics - MATTHEW MORRISON

I saw a peanut stand
Heard a rubber band
I saw a needle
That winked its eye
But I think I will have
Seen everything
When I see
An elephant fly

[Chorus 1:]
I saw a front porch swing
Heard a diamond ring
I saw a polka-dot railroad tie
But I think
I will have seen everything
When I see an elephant fly

I seen a clothes horse
He r'ar up and buck
And they tell me that a man
Made a vegetable truck
I didn't see that
I only heard
But just to be sociable
I'll take your word

[Chorus 2:]
I heard a fireside chat
I saw a baseball bat
And I just laughed
'Til I thought I'd die
But I'd be done see'n
About everything
When I see an elephant fly