"Catholic Priest (Live)" lyrics - MJ LENDERMAN

Used to believe
I wanted to be
A catholic priest
I would never have to worry
About the girls tryin' to break my heart

[Chorus:]
All expenses paid
Yeah I'd have it made
The house would come furnished
Yeah I'd have it made

Been livin' like
Every time I black out night
It's a soccer time-out
Lost minutes added to the end of my life

[Chorus:]
I wish I remembered
What I said
I woke up embarrassed
With a pain in my head
I wish I remembered
Hurtin' your feelings
I woke up embarrassed
Took out the trash
I woke up embarrassed
And I tried to make you laugh

[Instrumental]