"Nudge, Nudge" lyrics - MONTY PYTHON

[Man:] 'Evening, squire!
[Squire:] (stiffly) Good evening.
[Man:] Is, uh,...Is your wife a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?
[Squire:] I, uh, I beg your pardon?
[Man:] Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh?
[Squire:] (flustered) Well, she sometimes "goes", yes.
[Man:] Aaaaaaaah bet she does, I bet she does, say no more, say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge?
[Squire:] (confused) I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.
[Man:] Follow me. Follow me. That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
[Squire:] Are you, uh,...are you selling something?
[Man:] SELLING! Very good, very good! Ay? Ay? Ay? (pause) Oooh! Ya wicked Ay! Wicked Ay! Oooh hooh! Say No MORE!
[Squire:] Well, I, uh...
[Man:] Is, your uh, is your wife a sport, ay?
[Squire:] Um, she likes sport, yes!
[Man:] I bet she does, I bet she does!
[Squire:] As a matter of fact she's very fond of cricket.
[Man:] 'Oo isn't? Likes games, eh? Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She's been around a bit, been around?
[Squire:] She has traveled, yes. She's from Scarsdale. (pause)
[Man:] SAY NO MORE!!
[Man:] Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire!
[Squire:] I wasn't going to!
[Man:] Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib? Is your uh, is your wife interested in...photography, ay? "Photographs, ay", he asked him knowlingly?
[Squire:] Photography?
[Man:] Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
[Squire:] Holiday snaps, eh?
[Man:] They could be, they could be taken on holiday. Candid, you know, CANDID photography?
[Squire:] No, no I'm afraid we don't have a camera.
[Man:] Oh. (leeringly) Still, mooooooh, ay? Mwoohohohohoo, ay? Hohohohohoho, ay?
[Squire:] Look... are you insinuating something?
[Man:] Oh, no, no, no...yes.
[Squire:] Well?
[Man:] Well, you're a man of the world, squire.
[Squire:] Yes...
[Man:] I mean, you've been around a bit, you know, like, you've, uh... You've "done it"...
[Squire:] What do you mean?
[Man:] Well, I mean like,...you've SLEPT, with a lady...
[Squire:] Yes...
[Man:] What's it like?