"I'm In Love With My Little Red Tricycle" lyrics - NAPOLEON XIV

NAPOLEON XIV
"I'm In Love With My Little Red Tricycle"
(Jim Lehner)

Thirty days have Septober,
April, June and Nowonder,
All the rest have peanut butter
All except my dear grandmother

She had a little red tricycle
I stole it hahahaha

I am in love with my little red tricycle
It has pedals, and a seat that has springs
And wheels that have spokes
That don't speak 'til they're spoken to
And a little bell that I can ring
See? See?

Thirty days have Septober,
April, June and Nowonder,
All the rest have peanut butter
All except my dear grandmother

She had a little red tricycle
It's mine now hahahahahaha

When I am riding my little red tricycle
Why do people always stop and ask me,
"Why must you ride on that little red tricycle
At your age, you know you're forty-three?"

I didn't really steal the tricycle from my grandmother
It followed me home