"Pharmacist's Daughter" lyrics - NOFX

Give her a call for demorol and amyl nitrate
I tell her dad don't worry sir we wont stay out late
I'm in love with her, the pharmacist's daughter
She's got my love, I get her drugs

Waking up in the afternoon can't wait to see her
Bringin' in some colonopin, I'm huffin' ether
She's the one for me, without personality, I still want to see her everyday

We got a date and I can't wait to see my baby
If I wine and dine her she just might sedate me
She's so beautiful, she keeps my prescriptions full
She's got my love I get her drugs
Looks like I've gone and bought the pharmacy