"The Agony Of Victory" lyrics - NOFX

Come on underachievers
Come on all you underpass believers
We'll give you the skill for street livin'
It feels pretty great to just give in,
So just give in

Dropouts, repeat offenders
We'll take the weary, weak, the street bartenders
Show 'em the best times are on the street
Satisfaction through the thrill of defeat,
Ain't it sweet

Once you stop yourself from caring
About owning stuff, that's when you wanna start sharing
Cuz all the things we want are cheap or free
I define success as not working
And I live like a king

We've got no competition
We've got no accomplished mission
We just wanna live and let others live
Of course we'll take anything you wanna give,
So fucking give

Come on, dance like a retard
Life's an endless party not a punch card
I don't understand some people's drive
Let's just fuck and drink and be alive,
Not just survive.