"Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap" lyrics - OF MONTREAL
If you want to be a good monster, don't swallow mine
It's all fine and dandy, this low betrayal, oh
You found friends to agree and understand
If you want to be a good monster, don't bother
[Chorus:]
Mix bag, grab bag, pop the question
Have a ball runnin' wild between your spaghetti legs
Mix bag, grab bag, dirty pots
You'd best believe my love could fix the faucet
You are a locked window, I can see in but can't get in
Locked in your room, until you've learned your lesson
I am a gift, which you refuse to open
If you want to be a good monster, open me
[Chorus:]
Mix bag, grab bag, pop the question
Have a ball runnin' wild between your spaghetti legs
Mix bag, grab bag, dirty pots
You'd best believe my love could fix the faucet
Mix bag, grab bag, pop the question
Have a ball runnin' wild between your spaghetti legs
Mix bag, grab bag, dirty pots
You'd best believe my love could fix the faucet
[Outro:]
Chasing after honey, bet you found something
Why name me what I want if I am a gift
Just waiting to be opened, coming out of my shell
If I am a gift, why don't you open
Me?
The Early Four Track Recordings (2000)
- Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath
- Dustin Hoffman Gets A Bath
- Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap
- Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard And Loses Soap
- Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation To Eat The Bathtub
- Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home
- Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tub
- Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance Of Missing Bathtub (There Is Only One R In Ignorrance)
- Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls In Detective To Dust For Porcelain Particules On Dustin Hoffman's...
- Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken To Police Lab Where It Is Used As Toilet Paper And Reading...
- Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub (Front Cover)
- Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes A Sarcastic Remark, Cuts The Head Off Of A Duck, Places It Where...
- Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant And Wets Himself
- Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom And Climbs A Tree
- Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter The Bathroom
- Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter The Bathroom