"Ladies Man" lyrics - PINK GUY

Aw shit!
Guess who's back

I put a hamster in a sock
And slammed him against the furniture
The only bones that broke was my dicks

I can't help being mushy
Because I love pussy
I play with more balls
Than the Knicks

They call me Michael Vick
Because after a hot summers day
I like to come back to my house
And break my dogs neck

I get more pussy than animal control
I keep it real hot
Like the spices in my asshole
Roses are red and violets are blue
Can I see your pussy?

I shot a boy yesterday
But I was in Florida
So it was okay (America)
What do you call a girl with no legs
Disabled

Santa's brother is here
In your area
Causing mass hysteria