"My Life Is Over And I Couldn't Be Happier" lyrics - PUP

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"My Life Is Over And I Couldn't Be Happier"

I don't even know why you're so pissed
You said I'm such a piece of shit
That wasn't subtle at all
Maybe I deserve more credit than you gave me
You say I'll never learn and it's never gonna phase me
It doesn't phase me at all

[Chorus:]
If I came home right now
What would I find out?

I'm at the end of my tether
You're under my skin and I'm letting it fester
Yeah, I've had enough
Stumble out and I'm headed for the van
I can't drive, man, I can barely stand
Forget getting it up

[Bridge:]
I bet you faked it all along
And I bet you never missed me at all
I'm still waiting, I'm not moving on

[Chorus:]
If I came home right now
What would I find out?

[Outro:]
You won't believe me
You won't believe me
You won't believe me
You won't believe me
You won't believe me
You won't believe me