"Trapped In The Closet Chapter 1-5" lyrics - R. KELLY

[Trapped In The Closet Chapter 1]

Seven o'clock in the morning
And the rays from the sun wakes me
I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
In a bed that don't belong to me
And a voice yells, "Good morning, darlin", from the bathroom
Then she comes out and kisses me
And to my surprise, she ain't you

Now I've got this dumb look on my face
Like, 'What have I done?'
How could I be so stupid to be have laid here til the morning sun?
Must of lost the track of time
Oh, what was on my mind?
From the club, went to her home
Didn't plan to stay that long

Here I am, quickly tryin' to put on my clothes
Searching for my car keys
Tryin' to get on up out the door
Then she streched her hands in front of it
Said, "You can't go this way."
Looked at her, like she was crazy
Said, "Woman move out my way!"
Said, "I got a wife at home."
She said, "Please don't go out there!"
"Lady, I've got to get home!"
She said, her husband was comin' up the stairs

"Shh, shh, quiet
Hurry up and get in the closet"
She said, "Don't you make a sound
Or some shit is going down"
I said, "Why don't I just go out the window?"
"Yes, except for one thing, we on the 5th floor"
"Shit think, shit think, shit quick, put me in the closet."
And now I'm in this darkest closet, tryin' to figure out
Just how I'm gonna get my crazy ass up out this house

Then he walks in and yells, "I'm home"
She says, "Honey, I'm in the room"
He walks in there with a smile on his face
Sayin', "Honey, I've been missin' you"
She hops all over him
And says, "I've cooked and ran your bath water"
I'm tellin' you now, this girl's so good that she deserves an Oscar

Throws her in the bed
And start to snatchin' her clothes off
I'm in the closet, like 'Man, what the fuck is going on?'
You're not gonna believe it
But things get deeper as the story goes on
Next thing you know, a call comes through on my cell phone
I tried my best to quickly put it on vibrate
But from the way he act, I could tell it was too late
He hopped up and said, "There's a mystery going on
And I'm gonna solve it!"
And I'm like, "God please, don't let this man open this closet!"

He walks in the bathroom
And looks behind the door
She says, "Baby, come back to bed!"
He says, "Bitch, say no more!"
He pulls back the shower curtain
While she's biting her nails
Then he walks back to the room
Right now, I'm sweating like hell
Checks under the bed
Then opens the dresser
He looks at the closet
I pull out my Beretta
He walks up to the closet
He comes up to the closet
Now he's at the closet
Now he's opening the closet...
([Echos:] closet...closet...closet...)

[Trapped In The Closet Chapter 2]

Well...
Now he's staring at me like
As if he was starin' in a mirror
She yells "Honey let me explain-"
He says "You don't have to go no further.
I can clearly see what's goin' on
Behind my back, in my bed, in my home."
Then I said "Wait a minute now hold on."
I said Mister we can work this out."
She said "Honey don't lose control."
Tried to get him to calm down
He said "Ho I should've known,
That you would go and do some bogus shit up in my house,
But the Christian in me gave you the benefit of the doubt"

I said "We need to resolve this."
Then he stepped to me, I'm like "Whoa!
There's a reason I'm in this closet"
He says, "Yeah like what, are you talkin' clothes?"
"I met this girl at the Paje's club
And she told me she didn't have a man."
Then he said "Man please,
I'd kill you if you didn't have that gun in ya hand"

And I said "But yo chick chose me"
He said "Don't give me that mack shit please."
His phone goes off and then things get a little more interesting
He steps a little closer
I point my gun and says "I'm not the one you after."
He says "Somethin' I bet you didn't know my man
Did she tell you that I was a pastor?"
I said "Well good that's betta right,
Why can't we handle this Christian-like?"
And I started to put the gun down
'Til I saw his face still had a frown
She started cryin', sayin' "Baby I'm sorry."
Then he said "Baby not as sorry as you're gonna be."

I started inchin' out
He says "No I want you to see this."
Said "I gotta get out this house!"
He said "Not 'til I reveal my secret."
I'm like 'What is goin' on inside his head?'
Then he takes his phone and calls somebody up and says
"Hello, Baby, turn the car around." ("What's going on?")
"Listen I just need for you to get right back here now." (Click)
He looks at me and says "Well since we're all comin' out the closet,
I'm not about to be the only one that's broken hearted."
She said "What do you mean?"
And he said "Just wait and see."
I said "Somebody betta talk to me!"
And then his phone rang
He picks up and somebody says "Sweetheart I'm downstairs."
And he's like "I'll buzz you up.
I'm on the fifth floor, hurry take the stairs!"

And I'm like "Who is this mystery lady that you're talking to?"
He says "In time you both will know the shockin' truth.
Baby this is something I been wanting to get off my chest for a long, long time!"
Then I said, "Nigga, I'mma shoot you both if you don't say what's on ya mind!"
He said "Wait I hear somebody comin' up the stairs!"
And I'm lookin' at the door
He says "I think you betta sit down in the chair."
I said "I'm gonna count to four!"
"1", he says "Mister wait!"
"2", she says "Please don't shoot!"
"3", he says "Don't shoot me!"
"4!!", she screams
Then a knock at the door, the guns in my hands
He opens the door, I can't believe - it's a man...
([Echos:] man...man...man...man...)

[Trapped In The Closet Chapter 3]

Here we are. The four of us...
In total shock... Me and her.
I closed my mouth and swallowed spit,
And I'm thinking to myself, "This is some deep shit!"
And I said "So you're gonna tell me he's the one he's been talking to?"
He says, "Yes", I say, "No", he says, "Yes", I say, "No", he says, "It's the truth!"
I said, "All of ya'll ass is crazy, let me up out this door,
Because this is way more than I bargained for"

She says, "Wait, I'm sure we can all fix this"
Then I said, "I'm late, plus I ain't gotta damn thing to do with this!"
But then she said, "Wouldn't you just like to know how it all began?"
Then I thought to myself, and said, 'Quick, you got three minutes'
Then it got real quiet, I said, "Somebody start talking"
She said, "My God, Rufus! I've got just one question,
How could you do something like this? I'm so hurt!"
He looked at her and said, "Bitch please, you've got your nerves

"With all your club hoppin', lyin' when you said you was shoppin'.
And now here you are in our home, and you're callin' me wrong."
She said, "Okay, you busted me! And that much I agree,
You caught me cheating, but this is a little extreme!"
He said, "You are my wife sleeping behind my back.
And now I come home and you got him in the closet, how extreme is that?!"
And she said, "But she's a he!"
And he said, "Please, you can't judge me"
She said, "But Rufus this is crazy!"
And I said, "Stop arguing!

"I did not stay here to hear you chew each other out,
So get to the point, or I swear I'm out!"
"Excuse me, please, but I think I can explain what's going on in here.
My name is Chuck and I been knowing Rufus about a year,
At midnight creeping around with him has been a living hell, sneaking in and out of hotels..."
I said, "Brother, spare the details!"
Then Rufus said, "Chuck, please! Don't say nothing else!"
Then she screams, "Rufus you son of a bitch,"
He says, "Cathy, go to hell!"
I said, "I thought you said your name was Mary, that what you said at the party.
Man this is gettin scary I'mma shoot somebody!"

Then Rufus start yelling and screaming saying, "Cathy, this is all your fault!"
She throws a pillow at him and says, "You were creeping too, the only difference is you didn't get caught!"
Chuck screamed out, "We're in love!"
Cathy says, "Love my ass!"
Rufus said they're getting married then I shoot one in the air!

I said, "Not annother one of you sons of bitches say a word!
'Cuz all this shit I'm goin thru is unheard!"
I grabbed my cellular
I said, "This is so wrong,"
I call up my home,
And a man picks up the phone...
([Echos:] phone...phone...phone...)

[Trapped In The Closet Chapter 4]

Now I'm dashing home, doing 85
Swerving lane to lane, with fire in my eyes
I've got a million thoughts going through my mind
I'm thinkin' about what I'mma do and who I'm gonna do it to when I get home
How could I have been so blind?

And then I look in my rear view, I cannot believe this
(Imitates siren) Damn! Here comes a policeman
He drove right up on me, then flashed his lights and I pulled over
Without thinkin' twice, he hops out the car and walks over to me
And says, "License and registration please"

I looked up at him and said, "Officer is there something wrong?"
He said, "No, except you was doing 85 in a 60 mile zone"
And then I said, "Officer, let me explain please
You see the truth of the matter is, is that I've got an emergency!"

He said, "No excuses, and no exceptions"
I said, "This is some bullshit!" as he gave me the ticket
Said, "Have a nice day" and walked away
I said "Yeah, right," and drove away
And then I turned my radio on, and did 70 all the way home

I pulled up in the driveway, hopped out and slammed the car door
Then go around the back...
Bust up in the house...
And she's screamin', "What's all that for?"
And then I'm like, "Woman, I called this house and a man picked up my phone!"
She says, "Calm down, did you forget my brother Twon came home?"

"Oh..."

And that's all I could say was "Oh" with a stupid look on my face
Said, "I forgot he came home today"
And she says, "That's okay, because honey I understand"
She says, "You don't have to explain"
Then I took her by the hand

I kissed her and then we went to the room
Then I turned some music on, apologized one more time
Then went down and start gettin' it on
She started bitin' her lips, grabbin' me and makin' noise
Now we're makin' love and she's in my ear whisperin', "It's all yours"

I said, "I love you"
She said, "I love you too"
Then a tear fell up out my eye, then I called her my Sunshine
And then she looked at me, and said, "Baby, go deeper please!"
That's when I started goin' crazy like I was tryin' to give her a baby

The room feel like it's spinnin'
'Cause we keep turnin' and turnin'
As if we were in a whirlwind
The way our toes are curlin'

The next thing you know, she started goin' real wild and screamin' my name
And then I said, "Baby, we must slow down, before I bust a vessel in my brain!"
She said, "Please don't, don't stop!"
And then I said, "I caught a cramp!"
Then she said, "Please keep on goin'!"
I said, "My leg is about to crack!"

Then she cries out, "Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax!"
And I say, "Cool, climax and just let go of my leg!"
She says, "You're the perfect lover!"
I said, "I can't go no farther!"
Then I flip back the cover
Oh my god: a rubber!
([Echos:] rubber...rubber...rubber...)

[Trapped In The Closet Chapter 5]

And now, I'm like
"Well, well, well,
What the Biggie is this
A condom in my bed
Ya better start talkin, biggie
'Fore I take a match and
Burn the biggie down!"
I said You better start talkin
And start talkin right god damn now!
Then she said "Baby,
I'm so speechless!"
Then I said "My baby,
You gone be breathless,
If ya don't start talkin quick
Woman, I'm gone have a Big Pun!
You don't know what ya biggie wit!
Girl ya better cut the ruggin'!"

Now its obvious somebody has been all up in my home
In my bed, G Unit said "I smell Pussy"
Now I'm sniffin and lookin around
Suspicious like someone's here
Then I looked in her eyes and in her eyes
There was so much fear
Pull out my gun said "Is he still here?"
She shook her head and said "Naw."
I'm checkin behind every door
She cried out "He left right after you called!"
I said "What the fuck was you thinkin
You thought that I wouldnt find this out?"
Then I said "You must be crazy or on crack to have somebody off up in my muthafuckin house!

She hopped up and said "That's enough!"
She said "I can't take no more!"
And then she said "You made your point,
But now its time to even the score!"
She said "I know all about last night,
And where you went when you left the club."
Said "Thats right, nigga I was there
Wit this guy in the back of the club."
I said "I thought you was wit yo girls!"
She said "I thought you was wit yo guys!"
She said "You was at that bitch's house,
And don't even try to act suprised!"
Said "Babe", she said "Shut up
Dont you say a word!
It aint nothin you can say,
That I aint already heard."

Then I said "Woman, don't you try to turn it all around
'Cause the fact still remains that someone else was in my house!"
Then she said "You're right about that
Somethin did go down, but I don't have to turn it around,
'Cause what goes around comes back around!"
I'm movin a little closer to her
She's trippin over the furniture
She said "Wait first, just let me explain
I said "No need to, just give me his name!"
And then she said "Uh...uh..."
I say "'Uh...' what?"
She said "Please sit down in a chair!"
And I say "No, I'm standin' up!"
And she cries out "I'm so scared to tell you because of what ya might do!"
And I screamed "Look girl you better give me this man's name and I'm not playin wit you!"

She says "Okay", wipes her nose and asks me about a girl named Tina
I thought to myself, said "It sound familiar-"
I said "I probably know her if I seen her."
Then I say "Anyway girl, what the hell does that got to do with this man?!"
She said "He knows my girl Roxanne."
I said "Who the hell is Roxanne?!"
Then she says "Roxanne's a friend of mine who know with this guy named Chuck,
Chuck's cool wit this guy name Rufus."
And I'm sittin here like 'What the fuck?!?!'
Then she says "Rufus wife, Kathy.
We both went to high school.
She introduced me to the policeman that stopped you..."