"Log Bass" lyrics - RAPEMAN

Mayor of a small town
I'm an entertainer, I'm a professional
I do what I do (to keep clean)?

Started with twinkies, ho-hos, ding-dongs,
And now it's worked its way all the way up to real adrenaline

Reached down, dislodged what I like to call a log bass
Held it up to the sky like a newborn child, and claimed it as my own
It was bathed in its own log milk,
A sweet fragrant scent

Love me tender