"Redman Meets Reggie Noble" lyrics - REDMAN

[REGGIE NOBLE]: RRRRAHHHHH! LOOK OUT!
YOU MUST HAVE GOT HIT WITH SOME BULLSHIT
[REDMAN]: Yo, where at?
SMACK DEAD ACROSS YOUR LIPS
CAN YOU TALK?
Ahm ahh ill uhh ahm no em no menna no vat
YO-YE-YO REDMAN, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
I don't know but it's on my top lip
Don't crack jokes, or pop shit
Just get it off my top lip
Or Reggie, you'll get drop-kicked
OAH-OK BE STILL, CHILL, I'M GETTIN' IT OFF YOUR GRILL
SOME OF THAT PUSSY YOU AT THIS MORNING FROM THAT BITCH JILL
BUT COME ON, CHECK IT
LET'S GET BUSY ON THIS RECORD
SO WE CAN MAKE THE DOUGH
AND MAKE GIRLS LIKE KIKI SHEPARD GET NAKED
On the strength!
PARTY WITH MACHINE AND OPRAH WINF'
FIRST CLASS TICKETS, HOTEL BITCHES PUFFIN' MAD BLUNTS
Blunts?
BLUNTS
Blunts don't don't rhyme with Oprah Winf', chump
WHO CARES WHAT RHYMES WITH IT LONG AS THE FUNK PUMP THROUGH MY BENZ TRUCK
Now you know you don't own a Benz
YES I DO, AND CHROME'S THE TRIM
BLACK WITH A SYSTEM
WHEN IT'S HITTIN' I'M PULLIN' MAD SKINS
WITH OLD E SITTIN' IN BETWEEN MY LAP
AND WHEN BROTHERS ACT UP, A GUN MACHINE I PACK
THE ORIGINAL P-FUNKER, THE JEWEL TRUNK, A FUNKER
WHEN I'M SEXIN', MY BAT IS BIGGER THAN EDDIE MUNSTER'S
LIKE MAXIN'
Wait wait wait, could we get on with the tape?
Lights, camera, hahh, action
WELCOME TO RED'S TAPE, MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?
It's a slaughter if you order the hit without the water
And if swallowed without the damn water to follow
You might be doin' a stupid dance and win a grand at the Apollo
I'm rough, snap necks, drink Olde E, but crack Beck's
Wreck anything that's wet, when I have sex
For instance, I mix with, a style that make you shit bricks
Tsk tsk, I'm musically gifted, terrific
Boom-shaka-lak, Red got crazy knots
And knots in the pots, got props from here to George Washington Bridge
I get biz, I use hats, so no kids
Fuck, I took out more suckers, than a...
WAIT WAIT, HOLD UP! I DON'T THINK I CAN FREAK THE FUNK LIKE THAT
I MIGHT HAVE TO MACK, BECAUSE MY AFRO IS LIKE SHAFT
Puffy, fade it quite lovely and to snuff me
Get your gang, 'cause I'm Fightin' with more Power than Chuck D
CHUCK D, FROM PUBLIC ENEMY?
Yeah, he's a friend of me
THE ONE THAT SAY "BROTHER AND SISTERS?!"
Yeah, but he's no kin to me
I'm strictly negro, I freak the style and there it goes (BOOM!)
If a stitch in time saves nine, then I got shit sewed
>>PUT PINS IN NEEDLES, AND NEEDLES IN PINS
>>A HAPPY MAN IS A HAPPY MAN, THAT, WHEN I'M HITTIN' SKINS
Fuck skins, I'm hittin' puss' when it's douched
Then eat it when the puss' is well cooked
LOOK!
Up in the air?
NO THE CAB
Who's in the cab? Whut The...[?]!!
It's Superman!! (WHY?)
Because it's hot as a motherfucker out here

OH WORD, YO RED, I'M GETTIN' THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, MAN
Yeah me too
OH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU, WILLIA CALLED FOR YOU
Willia who?
WILLIA SUCK MY DIIIIICK! (?laughing)?
Aiyyo fuck you! Big nose bitch!
I hate your stupid ass. You a stupid motherfucker!