"Hyenas Only Laugh For Fun" lyrics - ROGER CHAPMAN

They say an elephant can memorize
An ostrich runs 'cause it don't want to fly
Ivory buttons, feather boa ties
And hyenas only laugh for fun.

They say you never run on porcupines
And that you never talk to crocodiles
Those fancy shoes, tou they're the latest style
And hyenas only laugh for fun.

I'm really into conservation
Vivisection makes me hot as a gun
Oh, come Sunday, no meat on the table
My Yorkshire pudding won't be so much fun, oh no, oh no.

I'm really into conservation
Vivisection makes me hot as a gun
Oh, but come Sunday, no meat on the table
My Yorkshire pudding won't be so much fun, oh yeah.

They say the leopards running out of spots
No silver lining for the silver fox
Is that a matching hat and coat you got?
And hyenas only laugh for fun
Yeah, now hyenas only laugh for fun
Ha ha, hyenas only laugh for fun
Yeah, hyenas only laugh for fun
Ha ha ha ha...