"The Older Sister (Demo)" lyrics - SHAKESPEAR'S SISTER

Oh the older sister
Airbrushed to buggery, oh how lovely
Oh oh, no, oh oh
Hello, i've come across a quote
That very nearly describes me
How can I redeem myself
I groan as I pick up the ansaphone
Just to hear her mother complain

If I am nothing why did you cling on so
Whats the matter?
Didn't have anywhere else to go
Like an aging extras at an LA party
So very tarty

The sands of time shift uncomfortably
Only they can see what I can see
Oh oh, no, oh oh
The sands of time shift uncomforably
Only they can see what I can see
You'd probably murder me
If I mentioned surgery
Or anything of that nature

So moving right along
I hope you're listening to my song
I hear you never got my letter
Hope this is better