"(Funky) Sex Farm" lyrics - SPINAL TAP

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
And poking your hay

Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
I'm leaving my spray

Sex farm woman
I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman
I'll rake and mow you down

Sex farm woman
Don't you see my sallow eyes
I - I - I'm
Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering your live stock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
I'm scratching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman
I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman
I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman
Don't you feel my tractor rumbling by
By - by - byyyy

Working on a sex farm
Wolfing down some corn bread
I'm turning on the tv
Joining the grange.