"Asian Hooker" lyrics - STEEL PANTHER

I'm in Tokyo
I'm looking for a ho
I tried to score some blow
But I don't speak Japanese, no
Find a geisha girl
I take her for a whirl
Wrap her tuna roll on my dick
And the bitch is on her knees

[Pre-Chorus:]
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi

[Chorus:]
Asian hooker
Hot little motherfucker
Asian hooker
You're a dirty little cocksucker

I'm in South Korea
Broke out with gonorrhea
Now I totally figured it out
That's why it hurts when I go pee, shit
I feel like a jerk
'Cause my dick won't work, no
It's like I got punched in the nuts
By a dude who knows thai chi

[Pre-Chorus:]
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi
Sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky, sucky fucky
Smells like sushi

[Chorus:]
Asian hooker
Hot little motherfucker
Asian hooker
You're a dirty little cocksucker
(Asian hooker)

Hey, I'm the man with a plan
I'm fuckin' going to Japan
Gonna spend a couple grand
Just fucking hookers in the can
Fuck the rest of the band
I'm fucking going to Asia, and
Do some coke and get a tan
I'm fuckin' gonna be the man

[Chorus:]
Asian hooker
Hot little motherfucker
Asian hooker
You're a dirty little cocksucker

[Outro:]
I want them Asian hookers
Let's fuck some Asians
Let's fuck some hookers
Hookers