"Caroline" lyrics - STEVE MARTIN

Can you tell me why you left me
Standing in the parking structure
Caroline, I was the almost
Perfect boyfriend ever for you
And you even said that to me
One time at the Olive Garden
Please return my car
And leave the keys inside the glove compartment

Caroline
Caroline
Oh Caroline
Oh Caroline
Oh Caroline
Oh Caroline
Oh Caroline

Caroline you are the hardest
Thing I'll ever put behind me
Never thought you'd leave me stranded
Not a glance into the rear view
I'll be looking for someone
Who wears their hair exactly like you
And who swears a blue streak
When the Tar Heals loose the quarter finals

Caroline
Caroline
Oh Caroline
Oh Caroline
Oh Caroline
Oh Caroline
Oh Caroline

If you ever find another
Please don't post photos on Facebook
I would rather think I was
A deep regret you can't resolve
If I have a drink with someone
I will tell her all about you
That will be the big mistake
That I will make on my first date

Caroline
Caroline
Oh Caroline
Oh Caroline
Oh Caroline
Oh Caroline
Oh Caroline

[Instrumental interlude]

Yes I know that
We could not have lasted
Daily life can not be that intense
I'll phone my friends
And try to explain
Why this last year
I have acted so insane

Caroline
Caroline
Oh Caroline
Oh Caroline
Oh Caroline
Oh Caroline
Oh Caroline

Caroline
Caroline
Oh Caroline
Oh Caroline
Oh Caroline
Oh Caroline
Oh Caroline