"Gamer" lyrics - TECH N9NE

[Intro:]
Welcome to G-G-G-Gamer
The game were either you can be the player, or you can get played
Caution, if you do engage and you lose
This may result in severe heart trauma or distort your way of thinking
Play Safely, safely, safely

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]
I-I-I am a dame-gamer
Play the part major heart breaker brain changer
Take her thoughts make her start they insane anger
Then they can march, hate can spark, names danger
You gotta be fine to get in my chamber
Untamed ain't no shame when I bang stranger
But that's a thousand point, one got it, but the thing drained her
And the game hanged her in the strain of a main claimed her
Now what you gon' do different? Wonder how well the picture went
The one I saw was Twitter sent, saw through mommy like Mr.Kent
Lookin like her kissers were whistling to get liquor bent
Or wishing for me to stick her in a position to dip I get her hint
A hundred points she gets 'cause we connected
Five hundred points for the number that tech direct texted
Bonus three hundred if she come over and get naked
But a stinky crevice took her to nothing, girl take the exit

[Hook: Krizz Kaliko]
I'm a game, she the game
I'm a player, you not the same
Who to loose, who to blame
Don't hate the player, hate the game
I can be your super lover babe if you just let me in
Baby it ain't hard to play the game but maybe hard to win
It's a roller coaster ride come on as I give it a spin
Play it right you get an extra man baby

[Bridge: Tech N9ne]
Next player she say shes the best slayer
She love when her breasts bare
With hot candle wax, that's rare
Six hundred points when she say her and her girl is a sex pair
That'll get you an extra man now we gamin on that there

[Verse 2: Kutt Calhoun]
Baby you doing good, stay on it picked up an extra man
The only way to use that bonus is if a sexy friend
Equally fine as you may join us to pass the test
To slam fingers in and then out on your own personal message can
Skype is so exciting and virtual when two tight women ignite
In a delightfulness of dyking in about five minutes
You might just win it yet, but now your girl looking up tight with it
Lack of participation got your points steadily spiking
And if five hundred points is important
Then let your mind body and souls free
Keep your opponents from trying to score these
Mighty sluttin' up with just seconds left on the board 3-
2-1 and on to the next ones 'cause these bore me
Because

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Kutt Calhoun]
Eleven Hundred points mommy looked smelled and taste good
But lost it from telling it all on Facebook
One got a dinner, the other from Twitter was using a fake picture
And in the end weren't none of them winners
'Til I met this girl from Tagged.com
Got to meet me, whip me, and she be freaky deaky
Got the dinner, a movie and plus a repeat
Highest score ever, but I broke the broad
Say you came close but no cigar my minds primed

[Verse 4: Tech N9ne]
Gaming on ya, even if you got some good head
Hood said you keep the pood fed 'til the woods dead
If you happen to get into bed with me
Then you'll spread quickly and do a medley of ooh and yeahs
With me, and that's a thousand points if you get that
Dinner is a thousand mo you can get it if you with that
Good conversation can probably get you diamond knickknacks
But a misshap like bloggin' about how I did that, give my shit back

[Hook]

[Outro:]
Thank you for playing Gamer
Congrats if you are the winner
Sorry and shit if you are a loser
If indeed you failed
Please come again
But remember
Continuous play may 'cause extreme nausea
And often results can be fatal
-Game Over-