"TV Set (Live At CBGB's)" lyrics - THE CRAMPS

[Intro:]
Okay, kids, I tore up the TV Guide
And last time I read the Bible, it took us four months to get a job back here again
So, instead of doing that, I'm just going to tell you what's on next Wednesday night
What, Ivy - What's it called?
It's called "When Havoc Strikes"
And it's this weekend, it's great
Only real thing on TV any more
This weekend, it's got all the great air disasters
And you actually see Led Zeppelin go down in flames, where they belong

Oh, baby, I see you on my TV set
Yeah, baby, I see you on my TV set
I cut your head off and put it in my TV set
I use your eyeballs for dials on my TV set
I watch TV
I watch TV
Since I put you in my TV set

Oh, baby, I hear you on my radio
Yeah, baby, I hear you on my radio
You know I flip, flip, flip for you radio
You're going drip, drip, drip on my radio
AM radio
PM radio
Since I tuned you inside my radio... Like this!

Oh, baby, I see you in my Frigidaire
Yeah, baby, I put you in my Frigidaire
Behind the mayonnaise, way in the back
I'm gonna see you tonight for a midnight snack
But though it's cold
You won't get old
'Cause you're well preserved in my Frigidaire... Yeah

Oh, baby, look so good in my crib at night
Yeah, baby, look so good in my crib at night
Oh, I could give you a million hugs
You look so good all covered up in bugs
I missed some there
Under your chair
But that's all right, I'll sweep you under the rug... Boom!

Oh, baby, I see you on my TV set
Yeah, baby, I see you on my TV set
I cut your head off and put it in my TV set
I use your eyeballs for dials on my TV set
I watch TV
I watch TV
But since I seen you I've been so upset

Thank you, we'll be back later