"Physical Sex" lyrics - THE DARKNESS

THE DARKNESS
"Physical Sex"

Many miles between you and me
And our love is guaranteed to fail
'Cause a fuck should be multi-sensory
And you just can't smell an email

[Pre-Chorus:]
Phone sex, cyber sex ain't all that
I prefer to take my sex in its original format
So you know what you can do with that mouse mat

[Chorus:]
Physical Sex
(With a touchy-feely woman)
Physical Sex
(With a touchy-feely woman)
Physical Sex
(With a touchy-feely woman)
Physical Sex

Well, I need to turn my horse around
But my baby's got the painters in
S-s-s-sporting a hat of the finest brown
The color of the cardinal sin

[Pre-Chorus:]
Honey, I've always had my knockers, I fear
Gimme just an eyeful of your rear, of your rear, of your rear
It's somewhere to put my beer

[Chorus:]
Physical Sex
(With a touchy-feely woman)
Physical Sex
(With a touchy-feely woman)
Physical Sex
(With a touchy-feely woman)
Physical Sex

Bring me... sex

[Solo]

[Chorus:]
Physical Sex
(With a touchy feely woman)
Physical Sex
(With a touchy feely woman)
Physical Sex
(With a touchy-feely woman)
Physical Sex