"Weird Boy Next Door" lyrics - THE MUFFS

A little weirdo wasted
Sitting in a bedroom
At the home of Mommy
And never get a job
He's feeling oh so angsty, and never lift a finger
Only thinks of one thing, that's about himself
He's yelling for no reason
Soaking in the gutter
Someone should shake him, and throw him in the sea
He's an empty vessel, made of cotton candy
Nobody knows why he's such a dud
OOOAAAHHH

He's a boy next door, what a bore
Do nothing what he's living for
He's a boy next door, what a bore
Nasty keep away from him
WOOOAAAHHH
Forget about him, and then you hear him
Hitting our garage door, with a baseball bat
Yeah he's like a caveman, but he's not as clever
In fact he's dumber, then a common rat
OOOAAAHHH
He's a boy next door, what a bore
And no smarter than a living floor
He's a boy next door, what a bore
Nasty keep away from him
OOOAAAHHH
Super-weirdo will you ever go away?
The weirdo honestly, no-one cares, you're odd
WOOOAAHHH

A little weirdo wasted
Sitting in a bedroom
At the home of Mommy
And never get a job
He's feeling oh so angsty, and never lift a finger
Only thinks of one thing, that's about himself
He's yelling for no reason
Soaking in the gutter
Someone should shake him, and throw him in the sea
He's an empty vessel, made of cotton candy
Nobody knows why he's such a dud
OOOAAAH
He's a boy next door, what a bore
Do nothing what he's living for
He's a boy next door, what a bore
Nasty keep away from him
WOOOAAAHHH