(In sports, the International Basketball League was busy last night)
(With 7 games on the schedule)
(The Cavaliers came up with a surprise upset)
(Beating the Bullets 108 to 99)
X-TV, turn it on
Michael, what's happenin'?
(The Lakers had no trouble with the Rockets winning 124 to 88)
U gotta watch this show that's on
I don't know what it is, it's crazy
(The Nuggets just got by the Nets 114 to 112)
What channel is it on?
X-TV, turn it on
All right, later
(The Super Sonics devastated the Jazz 136...)
So I'm walkin' down the street and umm...
This muthafucka comes up 2 me and says
(Yo man, U oughta let me have 50 dollars man)
(Can you give?)
I said "Ain't that a bitch? U oughta get out of my face"
And he tried 2 rob me
And he was chokin' me, right?
'Cause, 'cause he didn't have no gun
Do you hear that shit?
Lucky 4 me, my homies was comin' 'round the 7-Eleven
And they seen what was goin' down
They grabbed this muthafucker, right?
("What's up man?")
Ripped an eyeball out
(Ah! "Fuck him up")
They beat his ass so bad, change fell out his pocket
(U bastards, mm)
These nigga's are crazies
So I said "Fuck it"
I robbed him, ha ha
With so much money on me, I figured I oughta hit Jannell's house
I knocked on her door, right?
I don't know what she was doin'
But I couldn't get no answer?
She was doin' some wrong shit
"Jannell" I shouted, still no answer
(Mmm, oh, oh)
I figured she was on the telephone or somethin'
So I walked around 2 the bathroom window
Pushed it up, climbed inside
Soon as I got inside, it hit me [gasp]
I don't know what it was but it hit me hard
Jannell's a Rican, U know?
And them beans and rice is a habit at Jannell's house, U know?
I grab my mouth, my nose and I just screamed
And then I ran
But Jannell's house is real messy and I hit somethin' and I fell
That somethin' was Jannell
I stepped on her bruised booty she got from stage diving
And it made her real mad so we went 2 rounds
Jannell can bob
She kicked my ass
So I left and I went 2 Glam Slam
And slammed a few Long Island's
Uh-oh, one 2 many
Excuse me brother, better hit this alley
Phew! That was close
(Yo muthafucker, ain't you the one stole my money?)
(Yeah, that's U)
I gotta run y'all
(That's you nigga, come here)
(Kick your muthafuckin' ass)
Now what is this crazy muthafuckin' shit?
Man, did you see it?
Did you hear it man?
It was so crazy, that shit man
Ha, yeah I know, I couldn't believe it
Ah man, but I tell you what man
I'm kinda wiped out man
So I'm goin' 2 get some rest man
Yeah, I hear ya
I'll see you tomorrow man
Been smokin' that headache weed, is ya?
Ha ha ha