"Like A Real Smoothie" lyrics - THE SOFT BOYS
Like a real smoothie
Walk down the street (Like a real smoothie)
Shuffling his feet (Like a real smoothie)
Right over her shirt (Like a real smoothie)
Watching him spurt (Like a real smoothie)
I can tell at a glance he's happy
With her heart in his fist
He's a decent sort of chappie
Never uses his wrist
Like a real smoothie
He gets it right (Like a real smoothie)
Every night (Like a real smoothie)
Wish I was him (Like a real smoothie)
Not some guy just like Jim (Like a real smoothie)
He agrees with almost everyone
He's a friend of us all
He's ornamental and you can easily
Keep a dozen of him in the hall
Like a real smoothie
Down the King's Road (Like a real smoothie)
Doesn't have to be told (Like a real smoothie)
He does it best (Like a real smoothie)
He comes in his vest (Like a real smoothie)
Like a real smoothie
Oh but he cares (Like a real smoothie)
Nobody wears (Like a real smoothie)
Lookin' alright (Like a real smoothie)
He gets it right (Like a real smoothie)
Oh I wish he would (Like a real smoothie)
Ooh I wish he could (Like a real smoothie)
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Like a real smoothie
Underwater Moonlight (1980)
- I Wanna Destroy You
- Kingdom Of Love
- Positive Vibrations
- I Got The Hots
- Insanely Jealous
- Tonight
- You'll Have To Go Sideways
- Old Pervert
- Queen Of Eyes
- Underwater Moonlight
- Vegetable Man
- Strange
- Only The Stones Remain
- Where Are The Prawns?
- Dreams
- Black Snake Diamond Rock
- There's Nobody Like You
- Song No. 4
- He's A Reptile
- Old Pervert (Section 1)
- Like A Real Smoothie
- Alien
- Bloat (Extract)
- Underwater Moonlight
- She Wears My Hair
- Wang Dang Pig
- Old Pervert (Section 2)
- Insanely Jealous
- Leave Me Alone
- Goodbye Maurice Or Steve
- Old Pervert (Section 3)
- Cherries
- Amputated
- Over You
- I Wanna, Er... (Extract)
- Old Pervert (Section 4)