"The Yodelling Hoover" lyrics - THE SOFT BOYS
Everything goes down, oh yeah
The jewels in the crown, oh yeah
She don't know why she does it, oh no
Maybe just because it tickles
You're very French
But your heart's a target for the east
There she goes again
Singing on a train
Sucking on a brain
Crawling through a drain
Oozing with a snake
Hope it doesn't break
Squashing on a cake
Tease me on a lake
I'm very dry
But my lips are tempted by your heart
Here come the yodelling hoover
She's gonna yodel over you
She's gonna yodel over you
Yeah
Baby, what's the use
Of being an excuse
Your dust encrusted rust
Your dessicated lust
Of other people's stuff
You never get enough
And everything you see
It goes into your mouth
She's very fat
But her heart's encrusted by the spines
Here come the yodelling hoover
She's gonna yodel over you
She's gonna yodel over you
Here come the yodelling hoover
She's gonna yodel over you
She's gonna yodel over you
She's gonna yodel over you
She's gonna yodel over you
She's gonna yodel over you
1976-1981 (1993)
- Wey Wey Hep Uh Hole
- It's Not Just The Size Of A Walnut
- Ugly Nora
- The Yodelling Hoover
- Hear My Brane
- The Face Of Death
- Wading Through A Ventilator
- Give It To The Soft Boys
- (I Want To Be An) Anglepoise Lamp
- Fatman's Son
- Where Are The Prawns?
- Salamander
- Heartbreak Hotel
- Caroline Says
- We Like Bananas
- The Pigworker
- Do The Chisel
- The Return Of The Sacred Crab
- That's When Your Heartaches Begin
- The Book Of Love
- Sandra's Having Her Brain Out
- Leppo And The Jooves
- The Rat's Prayer
- Have A Heart, Betty (I'm Not Fireproof)
- Mystery Train
- He's A Reptile
- Rock 'N' Roll Toilet
- Have A Heart, Betty (I'm Not Fireproof) (Alternate Mix)
- Insanely Jealous (Early Version)
- Underwater Moonlight (Early Version)
- I Wanna Destroy You
- Queen Of Eyes
- Kingdom Of Love
- Positive Vibrations (Live)
- Gigolo Aunt (Live)
- Train 'Round The Bend (Live)
- Kingdom Of Love (Live)
- Only The Stones Remain