"Positively Negative" lyrics - TODD SNIDER

You are the worst news that I have ever heard
You lie so confidently
I'll sit and listen but I won't believe a word
You'll never get the best of me

Your boy collection waits, patiently and nice
You love them so transparently
I'll let you stay here but remember this advice
You met your match when you met me

If you think your jaded now
Wait till you see the rest of me
Come over here tonight
And I will let you treat me like the victim I'm not gonna be

You called this morning and you said that you were home
My phone has caller ID
Girl I don't care if your together or alone
You'll never get the best of me

If you think your jaded now
Wait till you've seen the rest of me
Come over here tonight
And I will let you treat me like the victim I'm not gonna be

I see right through you, I see right through you
Your victim I'm not going be, oh

You are the worst news that I have ever heard
You lie so confidently
I'll sit and listen but I won't believe a word
You'll never get the best of me

You'll never get the best of me
You'll never get the best of me
You'll never get the best of me