"My Baby Is A Battleaxe" lyrics - TOY DOLLS
TOY DOLLS
"My Baby Is A Battleaxe"
I gets me a night cap
She says gee, I feel crap
I shouts Oi! whats up?
Ya stink, I think yer drinkin too much
She's gone, Yippee!
I turn on, the TV
But there's a snag, coz she's a bag,
She's back to nag & torment me
[Chorus:]
Iddlely aye ay, iddley aye oh...
She makes me cringe, she makes me scream,
Iddeley aye oh, iddley aye ay.
How comes my missus is so mean
SHE'S OBSCENE.
SHE'S OBSCENE
She says get, yer hair cut
She won't let me have a hairy nut
Complains, about nowt
No brains, insane shes a strain a pain
I could do without. WITHOUT
SHE'S A BA...
[Guitar Bit]
Distressed, I feel blue
You've guessed
It's all down to all down to you
My baby is a battleaxe
And now there's nuthin' I can do...
[Chorus]
Anniversary Anthems (2000)
- The Anniversary Waltz
- My Baby Is A Battleaxe
- Her With A Hoover
- Alec's Back
- Dorkamania
- Audrey's Alone At Last
- Eine Kleine Nachtmusik
- Charlies Watching
- I Wish My Eyes Were Ernies
- Livin' On Newton Hall
- What She Had With Huey
- I've Had Enough O' Magaluf
- Livin' La Vida Loca
- The Anniversary Waltz
- We're 21 Today