"One Night In Moscow (And We'll Be Russian Home!)" lyrics - TOY DOLLS
We had to book a holiday, but we were sick o'Whitley bay
We fancied the Mediterranean.
All the vacancies had gone, that's all the vacancies but one
A Vacancy for which we didn't plan.
WHAT COULD WE DO? WE COULD HITCH, A RIDE BACK HOME FROM MOSKVITCH
WE HAD TO STAY & FACE THE COST & SUNBATHE IN THE RUSSIAN FROST.
[Chorus:]
One one one ONE NIGHT IN MOSCOW, & WE'LL BE RUSSIAN HOME
One one one ONE NIGHT IN MOSCOW
I'll be Russian, YOU'LL BE RUSSIAN, WE'LL ALL BE RUSSIAN HOME
The brochure said it's nice & warm, you need no Russian uniform
We had the flu & caught a Russian cough,
No fish n'chips or decent pubs, We called the hotel Wormwood Scrubs
We said we would complain to Gorbochof.
WE COULDN'T FIND A DISCO ANYWHERE, NO McDONALDS OR A WIMPY IN RED SQUARE
WE MUST HAVE BEEN POTTY TO HAVE GONE TO THE SOVIET UNION.
[Chorus]
For a pint & Coronation Street
RUSSIAN HOME
A Bacon Sarny & as much as we can eat
RUSSIAN HOME
[Guitar Bit]
Wakey Wakey (1989)
- Introduction
- Wakey Wakey Intro
- Lester Fiddled The Tax Man
- Pot Belly Bill
- One Night In Moscow (And We'll Be Russian Home!)
- Cloughy Is A Bootboy
- Sabre Dance
- Davey's Took The Plunge
- There's A Trollop Up Elmwood Street
- No Particular Place To Go
- Poverty Pleadin' Peter
- Blaze Of The Borough
- Wakey Wakey Outro
- Goodnight Irene