"Hoops" lyrics - WEEZER

[Intro:]
Rolling
This is a true story, by the way

Bought a toaster just to make some toast
First I had to scan a QR code
Where's the jerk who built this hamster wheel?
I'm gonna tell him exactly how I feel

[Chorus:]
Hoops, hoops
Jump, jump, jumpin' through hoops
Hoops, hoops
Jump, jump, jumpin' through hoops

Bought an iron just to fix my clothes
Got a procedure just to fix my nose
Calvin Broadus warned us all about hoes
And all she ever wanted was to paint her toes

[Chorus:]
Hoops, hoops
Jump, jump, jumpin' through hoops
Hoops (Spin in a circle)
Hoops (Stuck inside a loop)
Jump, jump, jumpin' through hoops

[Bridge:]
I don't wanna deal with the rigamarole
I'm good where I am, I'm a straight-talking man
Your plan ain't workin', let me settle the score
I don't wanna jump through your hoops no more
I don't wanna deal with the rigamarole (I was jumpin', jumpin')
I'm good where I am, I'm a straight-talking man (Jumpin', I was jumpin')
Your plan ain't workin', let me settle the score (Jumpin', yeah, I'm jumpin')
I don't wanna jump through your hoops no more (I was jumpin')

[Guitar solo]

[Chorus:]
Hoops, hoops
Jump, jump, jumpin' through hoops
Hoops (Spin in a circle!)
Hoops (Stuck inside a loop!)
Jump, jump, jumpin' through hoops
Hoops
Hoops

[Outro:]
We are so close, so close