"Please Remember" lyrics - WEEZER

[Jonas:] Please, remember I'm only a friend
[Maria:] A friend who boinks me
[Jonas:] You're too crazy to settle down with
[Maria:] Then why lead me on?
[Jonas:] I don't love you, but I can't help myself
[Maria:] I'll make you love me
[Jonas:] Please, Maria, it won't ever be
[Maria:] I'll make you love me
[Jonas:] I love you
[Maria:] Love me
[Jonas:] I do