"Tonight's Episode" lyrics - YO LA TENGO

You're looking at me like l've lost my mind
Like I'm hanging by a thread
Sure the sun's in my eyes, but it feels fine
My brain's ripped to shreds
If l'm telling the truth about my life
And l'm not saying that l am
Don't bring me down with your advice
I've got my own plan

[Refrain:]
A to Z
Now l know 'em all, you can take your pick
Guaranteed
Ask me nice, whatever you like
I'll show you a yo-yo trick

[Post-Chorus:]
Walk the dog
I can walk the dog
Around the world
I can around the world
Rock that cradle
Rock that cradle, too

[Instrumental break]

Moonlight takes a hike, behind the clouds
No need to cast the l Ching
Let the four winds blow, let the night astound
I don't have to think

[Refrain:]
A to Z
Yeah, I know 'em all, you can take your pick
Guaranteed
Ask me nice, whatever you like
I'll show you a yo-yo trick

[Outro:]
Milk the cow
I can milk the cow
Mow the lawn
I can mow the lawn
Steal your face
I can steal your face
Ear to the ground
I can ear to the ground
I can Shabu Shabu
I can Shabu Shabu
Hold the phone
I can hold the phone
Guacamole
I can guacamole