"99 Biker Friends" lyrics - BOWLING FOR SOUP
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do do do do do
Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do do do do do
Such a big man, such a little chick
I think it all goes back to your tiny...
Pick-up truck in the driveway, with a sticker on the window, "Rest in Peace #3"
Tell all your friends how you put her in her place
Seven pounds of make-up just to hide her beat-up face
Such a pretty face...
[Chorus:]
It takes a tough man to slap her around
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
She's wearing shades but we all see, behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends, that want to kick your ass
(Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do-do do do do do)
You tell her that you're sorry
Blame it on the beer
Your dad was mean to you
Your friends think you're an ass hole
And I do too
Overcompensating, for your small shoes
Taking her away, but you won't say when
Hold her in your arms tell her this won't happen again
When will this end?
[Chorus:]
Well, it takes a tough man to slap her around
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
She's wearing shades but we all see, behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends, that want to kick your...
I wish Bruce Lee was here right now
(With his fists of fury)
With his trusty nun-
Chuck Norris is still alive
So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger
All the dudes from Danger Danger
Get me A-Team, 50-Cent with his bling-bling
And a couple of prison guards (Somebody get a rope... Yeah, how bout it, man)
[Chorus:]
It takes a tough man to slap her around
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
You're such a tough guy I can't wait to bring you down
She's wearing shades but we all see, behind the tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends, that want to kick your ass
(99 biker friends)
I hope that you can run fast
(99 biker friends)
Start running now
(99 biker friends)
We're gonna kick your ass!
The Great Burrito Extortion Case (2006)
- Epiphany
- High School Never Ends
- Val Kilmer
- I'm Gay
- Why Don't I Miss You
- A Friendly Goodbye
- Luckiest Loser
- Love Sick Stomach Ache (Sugar Coated Accident)
- Much More Beautiful Person
- Friends Like You
- When We Die
- 99 Biker Friends
- Don't Let It Be Love
- If You Come Back To Me / Outro
- Everyday's A Saturday
- No Opinion
- ...Baby One More Time
- Home Alone