"BFFF" lyrics - BOWLING FOR SOUP

You are my best friend in the world
And I hope that you know
When we hang out together
It's freakin' awesome!

Playing poker Friday nights
Pyromancing off golf cart races
You think that my sister's hot
I accidentally shot your finger
Off your writing hand oh well
You get disability
I broke my leg you laughed so hard
And told the ambulance to stop at the bar

You'll tell the world I'm gay
When you hear me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay (ooooo)
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way

You fart and burp in the same key
And I think your iPod sucks
You make fun of my hair because yours is
Disappearing

I've seen your penis you've seen mine
I popped your pimples you rubbed Aloe
Vera on my sunburnt back
You laughed in fits when I shit my pants
You felt my girl's brand new boobs
You asked to suck 'em she refused
So while you slept I shaved your head
You woke up and told me that I...

You'll tell the world I'm gay
When you hear me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay (ooooo)
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you (I freakin' love you dude)
I know you know I love you in a heterosexual way

Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na

You'll tell the world I'm gay
When you hear me say
That I really and truly feel this way
Not that there's anything wrong with being gay (ooooo)
And sometimes we punch each other in the face
Like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way

Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na na
Na na na