"No Hablo Ingles" lyrics - BOWLING FOR SOUP

Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!
You-you-you-you-you!
(Uno, dos, tres, cuatro!)

My teacher asked me where my homework was
And that's when I told her: no hablo ingles
Policeman caught me doing 90
And that's when pulled me over: No hablo ingles
A hippy with a tambourine
Asking me if I could spare a dollar: No hablo ingles
Some douchebag at the club
Tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar: No hablo ingles

(One!) When I'm not feeling it
(Two!) When someone's full of shit
(Three!) When I get cut off at the bar
To make a getaway
It's all you gotta say
(Cuatro! Cinco! Seis!)
No hablo ingles
No hablo ingles (Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo ingles
No hablo ingles (Hey, hey, hey)

My nephew asks me if I'd take him
To the Jonas Brothers movie: No hablo ingles
Walking my dog I see a sign
That says to please pick up the doodie: No hablo ingles
My mom gets mad
'Cause I never call my dad on his birthday: No hablo ingles
A guy walks up and says "'donde esta casa de Pepe?"
He no habla ingles

(One!) So many different uses
(Two!) You don't need no excuses
(Three!) It's as easy as the third grade
The perfect getaway
It's all you've gotta say
(Cuatro! Cinco! Seis!)
No hablo ingles
No hablo ingles (Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo ingles
No hablo ingles (Hey, hey, hey!)

Did you brush your teeth?
(No hablo ingles)
Where'd you leave your pants?
(No hablo ingles)
Did you feed the fish?
(No hablo ingles)
Do you like my band?
Wait... don't answer that

No hablo ingles (Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo ingles
No hablo ingles (Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo ingles
Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
No hablo ingles (Hey, hey, hey)
Did one of you guys pee in the pool?
No hablo ingles
Hey, how 'bout we all get together and go to the ballet?
No hablo ingles (Hey, hey, hey)
Can I borrow that beer?
No hablo ingles
[Laughs]
No hablo ingles (Hey, hey, hey)
No hablo ingles
No hablo ingles