"Jezebel Boy" lyrics - FRANK ZAPPA
[includes quotes from Perry Mason Theme (Steiner) and Jingle Bells (Pierpont)]
[Tower Theater, Upper Darby, PA
February 13, 1988]
Jezebel Boy!
You know all the guys
In the Sheriff's Patrol
They leave you alone
When they round up the whores
Up on Hollywood Boulebard
(What?
Now this is what happens in Los Angeles . . . )
Sometimes that ol' nasty D.A., you say
Thinks he needs his name
In the paper again -
That's when
The short-pants girls
They have to take that ride
With a friendly, friendly policeman
But the Jezebel Boy
On the corner by the Technicolor processing plant
He stands by the light;
Waitin' through that night
Waitin', waitin' for that, that distinguished-looking
Wilshire District Gentleman
With snow-white hair,
("Maybe I could make a good rock star")
To drive up in his Lincoln,
And whisk away the Jezebel Boy
There he goes now!
Old Ralph will make him put that wretched
Sausage in his mouth again
Ike: Hah hah hah! Hah hah hah!
FZ: Go ahead!
Ike: Hah hah hah!
FZ: Want that again?
Ike: Yeah, sure!
Old Ralph will make him put that wretched
Sausage in his mouth again
And again
(Again again)
Aaaaand . . . one mo' gin
Well, hah! Well, you know they say . . .
Another day,
Another sausage -
Jezebel Boy
Broadway The Hard Way (1988)
- Elvis Has Just Left The Building
- Planet Of The Baritone Women
- Any Kind Of Pain
- Dickie's Such An Asshole (The San Clemente Magnetic Deviation)
- When The Lie's So Big
- Rhymin' Man
- Promiscuous
- The Untouchables
- Why Don't You Like Me?
- Bacon Fat
- Stolen Moments
- Murder By Numbers
- Jezebel Boy
- Outside Now
- Hot-Plate Heaven At The Green Hotel
- What Kind Of Girl?
- Jesus Thinks You're A Jerk