"Kenny's Booger Story" lyrics - FRANK ZAPPA

[Living Room in Ontario, California
c. 1961-62

Kenny Williams-voice
FZ-voice]

Kenny: Afore of it, wh-while I was away in boarding school lived with Ronnie by the name of Dwight uh, Bement. Uh, used to live there with Ronnie an' they would uh, instead of blowing their nose on a handkerchief they would, uh, stick their finger up in their nose and uh, pull out all their boogers an' smear 'em on the window. Uh, I don't know, I always thought it was crazy, an' it didn't look good, an' after a while, I mean you couldn't see out the window! He-hunh!

FZ: Did you ever do that?

Kenny: Uh, I may have added one or two on there, yeah.