"The Recipe" lyrics - HOBO JOHNSON
Is there a recipe to be famous?
If so I'll Rachel Rae this shit and move to Vegas
And bet on everything I see, even my own friends lives
We surely binge on different drugs
That now I won't take twice
I'll probably go off the deep end
And depend on 3 friends to
Keep them drinks far away from me
And when they do I say
"Hey you're not my fucking dad, quit acting like
These women taking things strait from my hand"
And then I'd laugh, ha ha ha
I'm gonna be the biggest asshole that
The world has ever seen
Shitting out eccentric garbage, huge egos
And other normal things, and boy will the farts fucking stink
And boy, boy will the farts fucking stink
Is there a recipe to come down off the mental stage
You put yourself on with thousands screaming your name?
How could your ego not inflate?
How could it not get big until it breaks?
So if what I think is true, and visions turn to views
Then I might not talk to you's, cuz
'Cuz I'll be so busy singing, so busy being
The biggest asshole that the world has ever seen
And and and, and boy will the farts fucking stink
And boy will the farts fucking stink
I'm gonna be the biggest asshole
That the world has ever seen
I'm gonna try to get with every girl who's
Had the same boyfriend since 18
And when she'll ask "hey Frank what are we?"
I'll hit her with the "oh you know it's just a fling, obviously"
Ima be a giant mother fucking hole in the wall
Talking about a bunch of things that
I don't even know at all
And my opinion will matter somehow
And kids will soak it up like
Otter pops and cigarettes, no doubt
Ima roll through my city with my windows tinted
And my own music playing loud enough to get a ticket
And I'll pay it and not even think twice
About the homeless guy who's really really nice
But needs a dollar though, holler yo
Punch me in the face if you hear how I go
On and on about how my life is getting difficult
I'm blessed, with a pessimistic outlook
On everybody else, and the nuts to talk about it
And the nuts to talk about it, and the NUTS to talk about it
Ooh, and the nuts to talk about it
