"Iowan Gal" lyrics - LES CLAYPOOL

I got me an Iowan gal
You should see my Iowan Gal.
I got me an Iowan gal.
You may try to win her, but you never will pal,
My purebred, cornfed Iowan gal.

I got me an Iowan gal.
She's pretty as a picture, happy as a clam,
Pinch me and tell me how lucky I am,
You may try to win her but you never will pal,
My purebred, cornfed Iowan gal.

I got me an Iowan gal.
Well you should see my Iowan gal.

I got me an Iowan gal.
She's got a round bottom I like to spank,
She quilt me up a kashmir blanket,
Pretty as a picture, happy as a clam,

Pinch me and tell me how lucky I am,
You may try to win her but you never will pal,
My purebred, cornfed Iowan gal.

I got me an Iowan gal.
Well you should see my Iowan gal.
I got me an Iowan gal.
She's the sweetest thing in this side of Des Moines,
She cooks up a mighty fine pork loin.

So hop a airplane, catch a train pal,
Get youself cornfed Iowan gal.

You should see my Iowan gal.