"Average Dude" lyrics - LIL UZI VERT

[Intro:]
Yeah (Brr)
Lil Uzi, Lil Uzi, Lil Uzi
Choppa orchestrated
Think they shooting twos
Been running through the game for so long man
Damn
Yeah (Whoa!)

[Chorus:]
Yeah (Sheesh, sheesh, sheesh)
Chopper orchestrated (Yeah)
Think they shooting two's (Brr)
This my seventh lady (Ayy)
Think I love her too (What?)
Bitch, I love the haters (Let's go)
Them boys make me blues (Money)
If he write a statement (What?, shh)
We gon' leave him blue (Yeah)
My bitch, she Arabi' (What?)
Watch me break the rules (Yeah)
I came in her house (Let's go)
I can't wear no shoes, uh
I came in her mouth, uh (Ew)
And she married too, uh (Dayum)
I'm just a average dude (Ayy)

Ayy, I be with the Russians (Uh)
And just with the Jews (Money)
Bitch, I swear I'm balling, uh (Ballin)
Not no two-on-twos (Nah)
Niggas, they be pussy (Ayy)
He's a coochie dude (Ayy)
You on the down low like you Jimmy Smacks, you too, I'm full (Ayy)
You ain't getting pussy (Huh?)
Nigga you fucking dudes, ayy (Ew)
I just talked to Rowdy, uh
He said "What's the shmood?", ayy (Ah ah ah)
We just put opps on the news, ayy
I know my opps, they see all of this money
They praying for me just to lose (Ayy)
See the residuals do, uh (Yeah)
In my hood, call me Lil Dude, ayy
Outta-town-ers, they want beefin' with me [?]
I'm meaning to see what Lil' Stizzy gon' do (Yeah)
Lil Uzi now he with Stizzy, uh (Stizzy)
No need for that, he get busy, uh (Baow)
Stizzy walk 'round with a 50
You wanna meet Stizzy? Then come on, get with me (Get with me, ayy)
Stizzy got teardrop in face, yeah (Yes)
But he do not got a 'Tec (Ayy, huh?)
We gonna leave it as that
If I say some more then I'm considered a rat (Ayy, shh)

[Break]
Talkin' shit, man?
I ain't really gon' do too much talkin' with that shit (Be quiet)
Talking too much
Too much talkin' but that shit lame
I hear somebody be talkin' too much, some shit goin' down
(Be quiet')
Niggas know it's goin' down, for real (1600, be quiet)
Y'all niggas be talkin' too much
Lil Uzi (Yeah)

2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18, 20 million just for one diamond
Put that shit middle of my head just to make sure that a young nigga always be shinin'
Meditate right off my meds
Young nigga feel like his real name is probably just Gandhi
Fucked on the floor, need no bed
I don't want your pussy, bitch, give me the head (Ayy)
I don't want your pussy, bitch, give me the head
I'd rather count up the deads on the stairs (Let's go)
Screamin', "Free Trill!" he tried to beat the case
But you can't beat the stakes, so he ain't beat the feds
Sippin' on Wock' and I'm sippin' on red (Wocky slush)
Got that bitch high, that's medicinal head
I know these niggas, they heard what I say
Yeah, it's ice on my neck, you can go grab a sled (Brr)
Brr, I say "Brr" like I'm Pooh Shiesty
I feel like So', I'm in my glo
Look at your bitch, call me almighty (Uh)
I never know when I gotta go
So I keep a pole right on me, tight, no cap (Ayy, ayy)
Some say that I'm crazy but I keep it real, I'm way far from dumb (Ayy, ayy, ayy, ayy)
I'm [?] the opps, they gone
That nigga should've been done (No cap)
Blunt the same size as my thumb
Don't give a fuck, they my sons (Ayy)
I'm a lil' nigga like, uh (Uh)
Fuck on your bitch, that's for lunch (Lunch)
She said a young nigga hung, uh (Ayy)
When she gone moan, it's like "huh" (Yeah)
When she gone moan, make her sing (Sing)
This bitch look at me like king, uh (King)
I put pink diamonds my ring, uh (Ring)
Wheelie my bike, like I'm fiend, ayy
I'm just like, yadda-da mean? Ayy
I got a whole lot of cream, ayy (What?)
My bitch, she know I'm not neat, ayy
My bitch, she think that I cheat, ayy (Woo)

[Chorus:]
Yeah (Sheesh, sheesh, sheesh)
Chopper orchestrated (Yeah)
Think they shooting two's (Brr)
This my seventh lady (Ayy)
Think I love her too (What?)
Bitch, I love the haters (Let's go)
Them boys make me blues (Money)
If he write a statement (What?, shh)
We gon' leave him blue (Yeah)
My bitch, she Arabi' (What?)
Watch me break the rules (Yeah)
I came in her house (Let's go)
I can't wear no shoes, uh
I came in her mouth, uh (Ew)
And she married too, uh (Dayum)
I'm just a average dude (Ayy)