"Goofin' On The Job" lyrics - NAPOLEON XIV

Hey! Hey! She's gone away!
Goodbye and good riddance to her, hooray! hooray! hooray!
And I'm sitting in the office
Goofing on the job, just
Throwing little darts at her photograph
Hanging on the wall

Hey, what the hell is it?
I always miss
I haven't hit it yet
So, what? And why am I upset?
Perhaps I need to get... new... darts
Of course
It's all
I put them in the jar
And now I think I'm feeling better than before!
Oh boy! It's just a toy
And I best begin to work or I'll be unemployed
'Cause I'm sitting in the office
Goofing on the job, just
Thumbing up my nose at her photograph
Hanging on the wall

Oh, I'm so sorry
I didn't mean to do that sort of thing
Oh no! How can I make it up?
Perhaps, if only this, a kiss
Okay? Relax. I'll kiss the photograph
And just to think I've almost ripped the thing in half

Oh, gee, what's wrong with me?
I best put the picture away before I blow my tree
'Cause I'm sitting in the office
Goofing on the job, just
Shouting dirty words at her photograph

What? It isn't there...
It never was
There is no photograph
It's just the window
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!