"History" lyrics - TENACIOUS D

This is a song called the history of Tenacious D
And it's not just a list of bullshit that we've done in the past
It's a chronicling of our rise to power

We ride with kings on mighty steeds
Across the devil's plain
We've walked with Jesus and his cross
He did not die in vain, no

We've run with wolves, we've climbed K2
Even stopped a moving train
We've traveled through space and time my friends
To rock this house again, rock

We ride and we ride and we'll never subside
And we'll ride till the planets collide
And if you say that we do not ride
I'll tan your fucking hide, ride

Kyle's fingers be silver, Jack's voice then be gold
But lest you think we're vain
We know you're all robots and we don't care
Tenacious D, we reign

We reign, supreme, oh God
Burrito supreme and a chicken supreme
And a Cutlass supreme
Supreme, yeah
Go now Kyle! 1-2-3
Supreme, yeah
Go now Kyle! 1-2-3
Supreme
Go now Kyle! 1-2-3
Burrito supreme and a chicken supreme
And a Cutlass supreme
Supreme