"Fred Olivier" lyrics - THE TOY DOLLS

Don't want to be Sylvester Stallone don't push me
Never never gonna star in "Home Alone"
Hamlet, MacBeth, I'm crazy for King Lear
There's nothing more exciting than reciting Shakespeare

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Fred Olivier, to be or not to be
Fred Olivier, I want my equity

Don't want to go to Hollywood
I sit alone and live the bard
I quote Othello and I me feel weak
I'm the only one who understands what I speak

[Chorus]

Take it away Shakey!!!

[Guitar bit]

I tread the boards till it made me scream
But it was only a Midsummer Nights Dream,
There's more to life than a Shakespearean clone
All I want is fame and fortune

[Chorus]