THE TOY DOLLS lyrics

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Our Last Album? 2004
  1. Our Last Intro?
  2. The Death Of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo
  3. Cheatin' Chick From China
  4. Davey's Days
  5. No One Knew The Real Emu
  6. I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
  7. Jean's Been
  8. Rita's Innocent
  9. She's So Modern
  10. Chenky Is A Puff
  11. I Caught It From Camilla
  12. Our Last Outro?
  13. The Final Countdown
  14. Tony Talks Tripe
  15. Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead
Anniversary Anthems 2000
  1. The Anniversary Waltz
  2. My Baby Is A Battleaxe
  3. Her With A Hoover
  4. Alec's Back
  5. Dorkamania
  6. Audrey's Alone At Last
  7. Eine Kleine Nacht Muzic
  8. Charlie's Watching
  9. I Wish My Eyes Were Ernie's
  10. Livin' On Newton Hall
  11. What She Had With Huey
  12. I've Had Enough O' Magaluf
  13. Livin' La Vida Loca
  14. The Anniversary Waltz
  15. We're 21 Today
One More Megabyte 1997
  1. Mega Intro
  2. One More Megabyte
  3. I'm A Lonely Bastard
  4. She's A Leech
  5. Me 'N' John Williams
  6. She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
  7. I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles
  8. Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie
  9. Fred Olivier
  10. In Tommy's Head
  11. Bored Housewife
  12. The Memory Of Nobby
  13. The Devil Went Down To Scunthorpe
  14. Mega Outro
Orcastrated 1995
  1. Orcastrated
  2. Poltergeist In The Pantry
  3. Please Release Me (Darling I Loathe You)
  4. Taken For A Mug
  5. Any Dream Will Do
  6. Harry's Hands
  7. David's XR2
  8. Pot Luck Percy
  9. Ivy's Lurid Lips
  10. The Psychosurgery
  11. Ron Dixon Dumped D-D
  12. Lazy Sunday Afternoon
  13. Bowling Barmy
  14. Orcastrated
Absurd-Ditties 1993
  1. Absurd-Ditties
  2. I'm A Telly Addict!
  3. Terry Talking
  4. Ernie Had A Hernia
  5. Toccata In Dm
  6. My Wife's A Psychopath
  7. Sod The Neighbours
  8. Melancholy Margaret
  9. Drooling Banjos
  10. Alec's Gone
  11. When You're Jimmy Saville
  12. Caught Up The Reeperbahn
  13. Dez The Demon Decorator
  14. Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)
Fat Bob's Feet 1991
  1. Gloomy Intro / Toy Doll Tonic
  2. Fat Bob's Feet!
  3. We Quit The Cavalry
  4. The Sphinx Stinks
  5. Rodney's Memory
  6. Olga Crack Corn
  7. Bitten By A Bed Bug!
  8. Kids In Tyne & Wear
  9. Frankie's Got The Blues
  10. A Bunch O' Faries
  11. Yellow Burt
  12. Back In '79
  13. The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash!
  14. Toy Doll Tonic / Gloomy Outro
  15. Turtle Crazy
Wakey Wakey! 1989
  1. Introduction
  2. Wakey Wakey Intro
  3. Lester Fiddled The Tax Man
  4. Pot Belly Bill
  5. One Night In Moscow (And We'll Be Russian Home!)
  6. Cloughy Is A Bootboy!
  7. Sabre Dance
  8. Davey's Took The Plunge
  9. There's A Trollop Up Elmwood Street
  10. No Particular Place To Go
  11. Poverty Pleadin' Peter
  12. Blaze Of The Borough
  13. Wakey Wakey Outro
  14. Goodnight Irene
Bare Faced Cheek 1987
  1. Bare Faced Cheek Intro
  2. Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead
  3. How Do You Deal With Neal?
  4. Howza Bouta Kiss Babe??!
  5. Fisticuffs In Frederick Street
  6. A. Diamond
  7. Quick To Quit The Quentin
  8. Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare
  9. Neville Is A Nerd
  10. Park Lane Punch Up
  11. The Ashbrooke Launderette...
  12. Bare Faced Cheek Outro
Singles 83-84 1986
  1. Cheerio & Toodle Pip
  2. H.O.
  3. Alfie From The Bronx
  4. Hanky Panky
  5. We're Mad
  6. Rupert The Bear
  7. Deirdre's A Slag
Idle Gossip 1986
  1. Idle Gossip
  2. Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell?
  3. The Lambrusco Kid
  4. You Won't Be Merry On A North Sea Ferry
  5. Harry Cross (A Tribute To Edna)
  6. Geordie's Gone To Jail
  7. Silly Billy
  8. If You're In A Pop Group...
  9. PC Stoker
  10. I Tried To Trust Tracey
  11. Keith's A Thief
  12. I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)
A Far Out Disc 1985
  1. A Far Out Theme Tune
  2. She Goes To Finos
  3. Razzmatazz Intro
  4. Modern School Of Motoring
  5. Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
  6. You And A Box Of Handkerchiefs
  7. Bless You My Son
  8. My Girlfriend's Dad's A Vicar
  9. Come Back Jackie
  10. Do You Want To Finish... Or What?!
  11. Commercial Break
  12. 'Chartbuster' / Razzmatazz Outro
  13. We're Mad
  14. Wipeout!
  15. Florence Is Deaf (But There's No Need To Shout)
  16. A Far Out Theme Tune
Dig That Groove Baby 1983
  1. Theme Tune
  2. Dig That Groove Baby
  3. Dougy Giro
  4. Spiders In The Dressing Room
  5. Glenda And The Test Tube Baby
  6. Up The Garden Path
  7. Nellie The Elephant
  8. Poor Davey
  9. Stay Mellow
  10. Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be...
  11. Worse Things Happen At Sea
  12. Blue Suede Shoes
  13. Firey Jack
  14. Theme Tune
The Toy Dolls [EP] 1981
  1. Tommy Kowey's Car
  2. I've Got Asthma
  3. Everybody Jitterbug
  4. She's A Worky Ticket
  5. Teenager In Love