"Rita's Innocent"
Remember Rita When, She Was She Was Contented
And In The Kabin All Was Calm
Remember Rita When, She Was She Was Contented
And Nowt Could Beat Her Then, Apart, Apart, Apart, Apart From ...
Little Bastard They Call Chesney
And His Evil Scheming Mam
Rita She Wernt Amused, He Nicked He Nicked, The Sweets N' That
Now Rita, She's Accused, She Clipped She Clipped She Clipped The Brat, Now ...
She Wants Compo For Their Chesney
She Put Rita In A Cell
With That Little Swine Called Chesney
They Both Made Rita's Life Hell
Coz Rita's Innocent, But No One Could See
Rita's Innocent, But No One Could Free
Rita's Innocent, But No One Could See
Except Norris
Now Cilla She Was There, She Went, She Went, She Went With Les
To See Rita Despair, Guilty, Guilty The Jury Says, That
Little Bastard They Call Chesney ...
Guilty, Guilty ...
Remember Rita When She Was She Was ... Free
- Our Last Intro?
- The Death Of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo
- Cheatin' Chick From China
- Davey's Days
- No One Knew The Real Emu
- I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
- Jean's Been
- Rita's Innocent
- She's So Modern
- Chenky Is A Puff
- I Caught It From Camilla
- Our Last Outro?
- The Final Countdown
- Tony Talks Tripe
- Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead