"Whiz Quiz" lyrics - THE TUBES

Got a thousand dollar bill
In my right hand
Does anybody want it?

How 'bout the keys to a car
Or a trip to Europe
Does anybody want it?

Anybody anybody?
Anybody anybody?

Take a week in Las Vegas
And have a big party
Does anybody want it?

I'll tell you the answer
We'll split up the prizes
All get indicted

Everybody everybody
Anybody anybody

And if you beg me
If you jump up and down
I might give you a chance
When the curtain comes down

Because my pockets
Are simply stuffed full of cash
You can keep every dollar
You can stuff in your purse, honey

Got a brand new life
For you and your wife
Does anybody want it?

You can trade her in
For what's behind the curtain
Does anybody want to?

Anybody anybody?
Anybody anybody?